What you get when you don’t understand the language

So we go to lunch and order our chicken sandwich. We had this before and it is like a chicken salad in white bread placed in a panni press to toast the sandwich.  Dan orders a beer and I settle for regular Coke. No Coke Zero or light to be had.  The waiter as if we want some guavabana nodding his head and says say.   I agree.  This is what we got.    These 4 days have been a challenge to say the least 😃😃